To get it free, use Coupon Code: AN26A
All my short stories in one handy volume, available free from the link above. You can also buy a better formatted version on Amazon £1.99/ $2.99 and have it delivered straight to your Kindle if you prefer. Also available from Barnes & Noble, Apple iBooks, etc.
Warrior in Woolworths
Woolworths security guard John Taylor doesn’t like punks. If he had his way they would all be shipped off to the Falklands to fight the Argies. Management might say he has to let scum like that in the shop, but that doesn’t mean he has to put up with any nonsense from them.
It’s been several weeks since Vinnie last killed a copper. So when he spots one on his way back from the Meadowside shopping centre one day he can’t resist taking him home to play with.
There’s only one thing worse than having some kid yapping in your ear while you’re trying to enjoy a good bag of glue in peace, and that’s having the coppers turn up while you’re off your head and unable to defend yourself.
Stabby Abby and the Fat Bastard
Abby and Shaz go for a typical girl’s night out, and the fat bastard at the bar gets more than he bargained for.
The Job Snatcher
Long, long ago, within the walls of a city called That Lunn Don, lived a wicked witch known as The Snatcher, who liked nothing more than stealing the milk from new born infants and casting people from their homes with an evil cackle.
Fluffy Dog and the Bastards in Blue
A story for naughty children.